Anyone who watched The X-Files is aware that strangers from another planet have been walking among us for some time now. Although they mostly go undetected, these braineaters sometimes experience lapses in camouflage. The most recent example was the appearance for several hours on December 9th of a large triangular object hovering over the Kremlin in Moscow. This was the same day that an enormous spiral of blue light appeared in the Norwegian sky, supposedly the result of a failed Russian rocket test. Logical conclusion? The Aliens are shooting down our nukes.